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Friday
Sep282012

Announcement! Now Announcing MORE Announcements!

Usually announcing your intent to announce an announcement is redundant and accomplishes nothing. 

In this particular case, what it accomplishes is making you antsy and uncomfortable for an entire weekend and, historically, I have NEVER turned down the opportunity to ruin over 100 people's weekends all at once. Here's how I'm going to do it- 

EARLY NEXT WEEK, we will be poised to announce the most EARTH SHATTERING NEWS in the history of BATTLE BEARS. What should you be doing to prepare for your brain screaming at the top of its brain-lungs until your eyes pop out and, ironically and hilariously, put out the eye of the nearest innocent bystander?

I dunno, maybe you should make like a fish AND:

 

*Should've said "Stay Tuna'd" but then the image wouldn't make any sense. But that was the joke. The joke was about tuna.

Don't hide it, I can hear you speculating from here. Speculation is nothing to be ashamed of, it's a natural and healthy part of GETTING THIS HYPE TRAIN A CHOO-CHOOIN. So, what do you think? WHAT COULD THIS ANNOUNCEMENT POSSIBLY BE!?

Speaking of announcements, I would like to announce that many of you will be very pleased, a few possibly extremely upset and ALL OF YOU histerical to find out the last three HALLOWEEN SKINS! 

KAZAAM!-wasaterriblemovie

 

Huggable as "Pleather Face"

Oliver as "Teddy Krueger"

and Wil as "Not-So-Slenderman"

The Halloween skins will be available SOON! :D

Many thanks to our forum members who strained their minds to produce some truly memorable skin suggestions in our BBR Halloween thread. I love to see everyone bursting with such ideas! Even though the skins are set, that doesn't mean its time to turn off your brains! Save that for your first desk job.

NOW- let's get this sorted out. A lot of you have been wanting-NAY-DEMANDING information on BATTLE BEARS ZERO and you should, you're beautiful and deserve the world (that goes for ALL OF YOU. It's also going to have to be left up to you guys which one of you actually GETS the world, cause, you know, there can be only one). BATTLE BEARS ZERO is nearly complete and ready to be catapulted into the ether that is the App Store. We are currently in the FINAL STAGES of testing. Following that, we plan to soft launch (Canada release only) to pan out the kinks and THEN it will be released to the rest of the world. Patience, my pets, the time draws nigh.

I could end the blog here but do you know what would be great to have bundled in before I smash my keyboard like a rock-star the way I always do after a successful blog?

BUNDLES.


This weekend BBR will feature the following BUNDLES:

HUGGABUNDLE: Contains the Seesaw and Punk Bands Melee and Gummable Skin.

OVERCLOCKED BUNDLE: Contains the OCO Gauntlet Primary and the OCO and Dark OCO skins.

OUT THE WOODWORK: Contains Huggable's Presidentures and Beaver Fever Melee and Tillman's Lumberjack Skin.

SEE YOU JACKALS NEXT WEEK! DON'T FORGET- KEEP AN EYE METAPHORICALLY PEELED FOR THE BIG NEWS!

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Reader Comments (27)

Looks like Slenderman has a (not-so-scary) rival. Huggable looks beast btw

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

Got to move to canada

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIHazSkillz

YES! Not-so-Slenderman is the AWESOMEST! I beat that game.... I was hoping for vampire Wil, but this is just as good, if not better!

GREAT JOB SKYVU! YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY RAISED THE BAR FOR iOS GAMES!

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJordan

I AM IN CANADA! YAY!

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOGBearyBear

NNOOOOOO! I AM LEVING CANADA TODAY! AHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMinecraft Dude

Wait, I'm confused, what's coming early next week?

September 28, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThat_Guy_Who_Wins

It's funny that we fling the test (and possibly not working) beta on Canada :p

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterOCO

:O

GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterR4ndalf

Canadians got lucky. Next time Canadians, NEXT TIME!!! (Eh?)

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

Canadians got lucky. Next time Canadians, NEXT TIME!!! (Eh?)

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

Actually it won't be so bad cuz who wants a buggy BB0?

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

Aweshum

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBob

OH. MY. GOD. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR CHOOSING WIL AS SLENDER MAN. THE TITLE IS HILARIOUS, THE ARTWORK IS AMAZING! BLESS YOU SKYVU, BLESS YOU! PLEASE TELL WHOEVER PAINTED IT THEY ROCK MY SOCKS OFF. AS A FELLOW ARTIST, I SALUTE YOU TIL I GET REPETITIVE MOTION INJURIES!

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBufo1026

The gummy bundle doesn't give you any discount on gummable if you already own the other two weapons (almost everyone owns seesaw and punk so...)

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAppleisaac

Aw man, I already have all the thing in the Huggabundle.
Whatever.

September 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercandyissweet

will there be a new character. will looks beast with slender man. and the others are beast too :D

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercyberldrago1551

will there be a new character. will looks beast with slender man. and the others are beast too :D

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercyberldrago1551

Yay!You added my idea for a slenderman. Skyvu,your super power ninja turbo neo ultra hyper mega multi alpha meta extra ΓΌber prefix awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDjmaster800

I hope the "earth shattering news" is about the battle bears movie or bb0

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

Cool wil skin

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAverage battle bear

@Djmaster800: what's your openfeint, and what set up do u use for battle bears?

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThat_Guy_Who_Wins

OH, dj master by the way, gravity falls rocks :D

September 30, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterThat_Guy_Who_Wins

When will astoria be in a official game then bbr

October 1, 2012 | Unregistered Commentercyberldrago1551

this is so awesome! Hopefully you get Oliver With A Bonus Skin Called Herobrine

October 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSpeedstar37

Oh my gosh. I freaking live those skins!!!! But I don't get the pleather face one. I get that it's referencing leather face, but what's with the p in front of it?

October 1, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJshush

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