Skinny Bundles And Bundly Skin
Friday, September 21, 2012 at 3:38PM
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Zip up those plastic pants, everybody, it's time to pee yourselves from both fright and glee at the same time!

First comes the fright. As you all know, Halloween is just around the dark, dark corner waiting to rob you of not-having-diabetes and implant within you sugar fueled nightmares. SkyVu is here to help by making it much, much worse.

BEHOLD! THREE OF THE NEW HALLOWEEN SKINS COMING THIS OCTOBER!

 

Riggs as "Teen Lobo"

Tillman as "The Horseless Headsman"

and Astoria as "The Exercisist"

 What do you think the other three will be? Use that wrinkled mass of flesh in your skull-cave for once in your life and take a STAB AT IT. (not your brain, NEVER stab your brain).

Good enough for ya? Blog over? Of course not, that's only half and, coincidentally, that's how much I love you- only half. The sequel to part A of this blog is A BIG FAT NEW BBR BUNDLE!

THE OVERCLOCKED BUNDLE!

 

For a measly 400 Gas you could own:

The OCO Skin

The DARK OCO Skin

The OCO Gauntlet

That's a savings of 51%! HOT DIGGITY. (Oliver's "Sci-Fi Stimulus Pack" and Wil's "Paqueta Para PWNhombres" are also available) 

**SPECIAL BONUS! This weekend is DOUBLE XP WEEKEND! GET IN THERE AND CLAIM DOUBLE WHAT YOU DESERVE! IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY!

This weekend there's 3 bundles featured.  Make sure you check them all out by clicking on the Promos section in the lower right hand corner of the main menu.

 

Here's a chaser for that tall, bubbling mug of news you just downed way, way too fast- Apple went and released version 5 of its money machine (the iPhone 5 they're calling it) and we are a happy to announce that all BATTLE BEARS games runs great on it! But don't take MY word for it, take BEN's word for it:

"All BATTLE BEARS games are running great on the new iPhone 5! "


 Thanks, Ben! What's that, there's more?!

"Super fast frame rates, awesome experience overall.  Full iPhone 5 retina support for BBR is coming soon." 

You heard him. Ben hasn't told a single lie in his life, why start now? The game will be "letter boxed" for a short time, however, BBR will be the first game we optimize so iPhone 5 users can take advantage of that full centimeter they're missing out on!

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