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Aug172012

BBR 1.3.2 INFINITY AND not much farther.

The moment some of you have been waiting for and probably more of you are just finding out about for the first time is "FINALLY" (for some of you) upon us!

BBR's 1.3.2. update has been submitted and should be approved shortly! This is an update that won't fail to impress, unless you hate awesome things and generally enjoying yourself. If that's the case then you're REALLY GOING TO HATE THIS!

 

Starting with the sword and going clockwise we have:

Oliver's Kumakiri: New melee weapon. This imposing chunk of steel practically does the work for you! Simply place the edge upon the fleshy bits of your opponent, apply pressure and wait- for like half a second.

Oliver's O.C.O. Glove: New primary weapon. Graham has done it again! "It" being turning someone's hand into a non-stop murder machine. Overclock your hand with safety and confidence and simultaneously blow the safety and confidence right through the back of your opponents skulls! This weapon creates a large, slow moving energy ball of doom that will deal damage to anything that enters its radius (ANYTHING? EVEN ALLIES? I dunno, you tell me ;D)

Oliver's Sake Bomb: New secondary weapon. Alcohol abuse can cause serious problems, especially when some chump standing half way across a map fires and entire jar of sake down your throat and abuses your coordination. Use this very mature canon to muck up your opponents controls and take advantage of the hilarity that ensues (this weapon is essentially a launchable dream catcher).

Riggs' Mother Of Nature: New secondary weapon. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and this time you've gone and scorned MOTHER NATURE. Deliver natural justice to your enemies in the form of a large POISON CLOUD BOMB. You read me, this weapon will poison your adversaries and deal damage over a short amount of time while they trundle away into a corner to die alone. Alone and so, so cold.

Riggs' Blood Spurt: Jean-Claude Van Damme's natural weakness is now your greatest strength! Dip your hands into some shattered glass and deck the halls with the screams of your enemies. Dang, Riggs, why you gotta be so scary?

Riggs' Big Iron: New primary weapon. Riggs doesn't do handguns, says they don't kill loud enough. However, a handgun the size of a refrigerator? Yeah, that'll do.

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Reader Comments (32)

ooohhhhh i thought big iron was a secondary.... OOOOHHHHHH....

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternyancat_and_rice

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and speaking of Graham, how much will he cost, cuz im saving up 500 gas cans for him right now.
And another thing, are the pictures in the gallery for Wil's finest contest all the winners of the beta testing, because im pretty sure I saw some picture (maybe 1) that wasn't really "fan art"

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersuperswan

I'm the 1st post?! OH YEAH
really like the kamaturi :)
plus, about the dream catcher... could u make a 2dairy (XD) 4 da sniper that does damage?
lots of snipers will agree with me on this (mabye [is that how u spell it?] not so much non-snipers)
also, in 1 of my earlier posts (name: Graham4ever) i said i had over 20 class ideas and i DO
some1 say SNUGGABLE, WHAT if u want em
WIL out ;)

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterWIL DA BOSS

Awesome!!
Hope comes next week :D

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDrahkoO

Yay, shoot able daydreamer! Now I don't have to wait for people to walk over them!

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMyLittlePnwnies123

I like pizza.

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNinjaMafia3

:O :O :O My eyes have been permanently blinded!!! Just one thing, anything other than weapons in the update

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJordan Shen

Just to say
How old is this game reckomened
Cause you said the word
HE LL

August 17, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterElite Bear Beast

Bbr staff has done it again. Another great update, You guys never disapoint me.

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFrozykinz

i really want the OCO Glove, an yes i want that the OCO Gloves can kill your allies, because there are some allies that you do all the work and they do thefinal move and kill the oponent, and i want revenge, and with that gloves ony need shot him and POM!!!!! i kill him because i want revenge ;D

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDANNYKILLER L

Awesome when does the upgrade come out please I have been waiting forever comment back and tell me ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMKA destroyer

But I have a question it was submitted yesterday? Or when Skyvu_ann post the thread of "update on update 1.3.2"

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDrahkoO

for anyone asking, Graham wont be out in quite some time, and Graham wouldnt cost gas, somewhere around 900,000 joules with a level lock thats high. at least, thats what i expect, i dont want level 2 noobs running around with a class meant for veterans.

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGummyBear15

grow up elite beaar

update hasnt come out yet

August 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterasdfTrollz

Man. I didnt even no w you would eventually be able to buy graham! I just thought he was an old legend or something from before I started playing. Anyway looks cool! :)

August 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJD

When's graham coming out? Is he going too cost gas not joules? I cccannnnt waaaaaiiiittt!!!!! I like graham he's cool

August 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGoingelietbear

Crap! Can't wait. And I just realized that the O.C.O. gauntlet looks like the power glove. Am I crazy or do other people see it too?

August 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJshush

This looks awesome! I'm getting all of Riggs new weapons.

August 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMutan36

They can not tell the price of new weapons. They can not tell u the release of the update.
The O.C.O gauntlet won't be as good as it looks. It. Is used as a BLOCKADE.
They cannot release any other info about the update other than weapons and maps!

August 20, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCelloguy12

This is cool I hope graham come out soon

August 21, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTheron

@Jshush You're the first person to point it out!

Get up here and claim your "Intended Reference" High Five! o/

August 21, 2012 | Registered CommenterAdministrator

\o yes!

August 21, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJshush

Hmm... I'm guessing it's out in august 27 or 26 I'm not so sure but BBR 1.3.2 is almost out guys. EY have u evar fought [PSYX] P'NOY BEARS? Thats me!

August 22, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew the battle bear

@skyvu could you try make a Halloween update for the 31st October i have some suggestions haven't thought of an official name for them though. skins: egyptian mummy huggable skin, witch skin for Astoria, Frankenstein skin for Riggs, princess skin for will, devil skin for Tillman, not sure about Oliver cus he already has the zombie skin. Weapons: astorias primary weapon dead shot, bubblegum secondary weapon for will (chews bubblegum and blows a bubble and pops it creating a large blast), tillmans secondary weapon sparklers (fires a missile up into the air it then explodes and it rains sparks of fire which burns any enemy it touches), a skeleton bone for wills melee weapon, Olivers secondary weapon pumpkin launcher (fires a pumpkin which explodes a few seconds after impact), astorias primary weapon broomstick ( a witches broomstick converted into a sniper rifle). Maps: a graveyard and a haunted mansion. ( I got loads of more ideas but you would spend all day reading them :D)

August 22, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRPM

Oco gauntlets might not be worth whatever price it's gonna be because they're obviously gonna kill allies. I also think that mother of nature is a bit cheap, but more fair for you if you have it and puff up smoke in your enemies faces ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

August 22, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

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