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Friday
Aug102012

BATTLE BEARS ZERO: WIL'S FINEST TEASER

Every once in a while a blog comes along that stretches the limits of what is possible for a language to describe. No earthly tongue can aptly convey what is about to enter your head through the eyes and come SCREAMING from your mouths and possibly nose. I'm going to have to defer to the transcendental "Radicleese" to help this along.

BATTLE BEARS ZERO: WIL'S FINEST HOUR IN THE HIZZOUSE! POP'N'LOCK YOUR MIND INTO THE UPRIGHT POSITON AND BRACE YOURSELF FOR A BRAIN PUNCHIN' YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EVER FORGET! YOU'LL TRY, BUT BATTLE BEARS ZERO HAS JUST ADOPTED YOU AS ITS NEW -Son or Daughter- YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GLUE THAT CABOOSE TO YOUR SEAT, UNZIP YOUR INHIBITIONS AND PREPARE YOURSELF FOR "WIL'S FINEST TEASER!"

*Be sure to activate the HD Button, this is one slick lookin' vid*

*Feast your eyes on this badboy and then please feast upon it a second time when you locate it in the iTunes store in a few weeks :D

BATTLE BEARS ZERO: WIL'S FINEST HOUR rejoins us with Wil after the BATTLE BEARS left him alone with only the murderous computer A.I. and the fate of the Ursa Major, the BATTLE BEARS' flagship, to keep him company.

Fighting for your life against inexplicable waves of zombies and wading through the dense swamp of verbal abuse dispenesed by a disembodied voice echoing through the sterile halls of what would be your tomb would leave ANYONE a little shaken.

But that's why Wil's our hero, because he can take it.

He's not the hero we deserve or should have or should ever count on, he's the hero we NEED to see in a full fledged game of his own so we can share a laugh at his bumbling antics right now.

He's a silent snacker. A constant masticator. A Dark Knight.

Take the fight to the Huggables and the shadowy forces behind the scenes SOON! We're talkin' WEEKS. Pretty soon you will be jacked into the iTunes store, downloading the last game you will EVER NEED! Truly, it will be all of our FINEST HOUR!

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Reader Comments (32)

y da slashthrough through "a dark knight"? Looks just like him... But yes, now I wants dis game even more (didnt think that was possible) thank you skyvu!

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMyLittlePwnies123

AWESOME. I cant wait to get that game

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCelloguy12

Why you guys so awesome?

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterIHazSkillz

*GASP* YESHYESHYESHYESH BOOYAH HOOSAH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTT BB0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered Commenternyancat_and_rice

3rd AND THIS IS TOTALLY SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBikerider101

O_O
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You girls and guys blow my mind to the moon.
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nice...

August 10, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterRing

Best blog ever, better than 1.3 trailer also cool app picture ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterbbrfan11

IS TILLMAN AND ASTORIA GOING TOO HAVE A CAMPAIGN TOO???????!

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCoolastoria3

It's glorious :3

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTechWing

HAHAHAHAHA! I love the references to The Dark Knight! The game looks awesome! Love the logo!

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCubbyboyjr

So have you submitted it then?

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterZompocalipse98

Nice(โŒ’โ–ฝโŒ’)

August 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJuleeyah@jinger.com

One word: Epic

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersuperswan

skyVu! if u love us make the game BB0 FREE!!!! then if u listened to me WWWEEEE LOVE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMatthew the battle bear

I LOVE THE PLANT BOSS. OH AND I CAN'T BELIVE TILLMANS IN IT!!!!! :()

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJuicelover44

This looks sooooooooooo epic!!! i cant wait for this game!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if been waiting for at least a year!

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAn Awesome Person

WILS ALL LIKE EPIC LOOKING IN THE BB0 APP PICTURE.

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermaidbotrr5

83

My facial reaction.

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBattleTouch279

I'm so happy! can't wait for it to come out! And do you know when the next BBR update is out? I love that game and poeple keep on saying. "it's out it's out" stuff like that. I really wanted to know when it's out. Thank you for your time. Bye!

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

WHEN IS IT COMING OUT???!!! @_@

August 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterzackcarlp

O.M.G
am I dreaming? Or is this one SWEET LIE?
I-its...beautiful!
I can't waiiit mygawsh i love you people to the ends of the earth!!!
Yay~!

August 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterShitbeserious

There is a 1, -1 and a 0. So will there be a 2 or -2?

August 14, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterEvan

:0
o....................m.................G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

August 14, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterthe trolling omelet

So can we expect a Battle Bears 2 that will be as awsome as this with more campains and wepons in the near yet so far away future? And will this game look as awsome and actionpacked as BB0? Oh and what about BB0 Mutiplayer what happend to that cuz you haven't metioned it lateley

August 14, 2012 | Unregistered Commenter#1Wilfan

I want to be betaaa :3

August 14, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTanfor

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